Ho, Ho, Ho

I told you Dean was going to be the DNC honcho, but you wouldn't listen.

Rich Bond and other GOP galoots have been running with line, "I think it's a scream." Very funny, frat boy. But what about your RNC chairman? I mean it was nice you picked someone who shops for underwear at Victoria Secret, but why not pick a woman? Dean, at least, is married, with kids, like a lot of the so-called normal people you claim to represent. What's with this Ken Mehlman, a 37-year-old charter member of the He-man Woman Hater's Boys Club? Personally, I can tell you I'd a lot rather go deer hunting with Howard than play raquetball with Mehlman. You have to shower together after, right? What if I dropped the soap?

Let's face it, Rich. I know Mehlman's been busy running campaigns, but 37 years seems like a long time to look for a girlfriend, you know what I'm trying to say? I know Mehlman's not gay--god forbid I should even think such a thing--because he's been actively trying to flush gay civil rights down the men's room crapper behind the Iwo Jima momument for years. But I can't help wonder, what ELSE has he been doing behind the Iwo Jima momument? Remember that gay-bashing GOP congressman they caught back there, the one they called the leader of the Oral Majority?

If you want to make jokes about the DNC chairman, you'd better first get rid of the one you've got over at the RNC.

Because RNC Chairman Mehlman is, you know, just a little "funny."

Not that there's anything wrong with it.